Meet Abraham
In Mortekoko Orphanage, at the age of 13, Abraham developed a taste for the older hags. Their rules, their hair, their wrinkles and stares, the way they kept him in line shivered more than his spine.
But as time went by and the ladies would die, he needed a way to keep his supply. And now the finest and oldest of the town’s meanest hags can always find pleasure and work at Abraham’s House of Abandoned Children. (And by the way, girls, he’ll make your hair curl with his deformed pinkies and the “Abraham Technique”)
Filed under: Monsters, New Items | Tags: Christmas Doll, Kristmas Kreepie, Sandi
Meet Sandi, our very first (of many) Kristmas Kreepie
Dear Kreepsters,
Have you already been forced to listen to the dreadful sounds of Christmas music?
Don’t worry, we are planning a massive attack against Christmas.
This holiday, everyone should have a Kristmas Kreepie under their tree.
Sketches are already being rendered, and before you know it, Koko Kreepies
will be bringing you the best anti-Christmas dolls ever.
We promise!
Meet Phyllis the Church Lady,
This down with the lord lady is one tough cookie.
She is so tough in fact, she REFUSED an interview.
But, she did comment that she might write a song for us…
And pray for our forgiveness.
Meet sassy miss Marge.
Always on the go, we were not able to sit down for an interview with Marge. However, she promised us a few minutes of her time in the coming days. Please stay tuned.
