We have been accepted into the 2008 Applefest on September 27th!!!!
We best see you Cincinnati fans there. More details to come, so stay tuned.
Meet fBomb
Move over iPod, fBomb is about to kick your ass all over the place!
Disclaimer: This is a top secret Kreepie. A highly powerful creation. Something that could replace your current mp3 player in an instant, however, we urge you to keep fBomb away from any/all electronics, especially your iPod. Reports show he has the ability to erase all your music/videos and replace them with whatever he likes. In general that includes Rick James, Biz Markie and in some cases, the Gary Glitter (reports vary, please don’t let it happen to you.)
Now, onto some of the wonderful capabilities of the fBomb.
All fBombs are equip with:
Fluff powered with no recharging
Internal speakers on top of the ‘head’
A slick 6in x 4in design
Instant playback cds, tapes and 45’s
Video and photo capture ability
Upload and download buttons
Internal Printer (4×6)
Record button to create tapes, cds, videos and photographs
For more information please contact us at kokokreepies@hotmail.com
Meet Willard
Willard was on a straight path to becoming the worlds first attack wiener dog until we rescued him.
After years of abuse Willard suffers from a fence-wire infused tail and a permanent black and red eye. But the real tragedy was the loss of one of his poor little legs.
But after staying with us for awhile, Willard has learned to love and trust again and we know he’ll be a great addition to any home that already has other small animals.
With one shake of his tail, all your small animals will instantly be drawn to Willard. We suspect that he ate one of the cat toys and the bell somehow migrated to his tail, but we have no proof.
Are you ready for a loveable wiener in your life? Adopt Willard today!
Meet Sensei Ned
Sensei Ned might seem cute and cuddly, but he is filled with pure steel. Armed with his black belt, Ned’s signature move “The Wink of Death” can bring anyone to their knees in seconds.
Some argue that Ned appears to look like a ninja, however Ned comments that ninjas seem to be a fad he doesn’t want to be associated with, especially when they go out of “style.”
But if you prefer Ned the ninja, have at it. Just don’t tell him I told you so.
Meet Betsy
Betsy is one bad batster. That’s right. Part bat, part lobster, Betsy can’t exactly fly, but she might just give you a love bite you’re likely to never forget.
Meet Boo Boo
Not only does this ghost have no mouth, it is absolutely terrified of other ghosts. And cats. And guacamole. And babies. And the color purple (including the movie.)
Basically, Boo Boo is afraid of just about everything and will never make a peep. So beware and take good care of him.
Meet the two sides of Clarence
As most of the Koko Kreepies monsters, Clarence is a great example of being a two sided creation.
However, in the case of Clarence, his other side isn’t sad or evil, …it’s a completely different gender.
That’s right folks, Clarence is our first cross-dressing kreepie!
Think what you may, but once Clarence slaps on some concealer and mascara, Clarice emerges and is ready for a night on the town.
Clarence/Clarice is ready to transform you!
Meet Wyatt
Don’t let his soft fleece outside fool you, this is one tough guy. Armed with a permanent case of pink eye, Wyatt has no problem spreading his infection to anyone who crosses him the wrong way!
