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Meet Bruno

Don’t be fooled, although a near fatal accident left Bruno with no legs and less than half a torso, he is by far the strongest and most independent Koko Kreepie you’re likely to own.

Bruno trains daily and hopes to become the next Olympic pole vaulter and jump rope superstar. He is relentless and extremely passionate about his goals.

Bruno was able to spare a few moments between training for a quick interview and here’s what he had to say.

JM: Pardon me Mr. Bruno, but how on earth do you plan to become the next pole vaulter or jump rope star without having legs? To me, that seems absolutely impossible.

Bruno: Wait, you mean I don’t have legs? Ha ha ha. Look lady, I don’t care what you think I can and cannot do. There is nothing impossible to me. Here, let me demonstrate.

JM: Wow, that’s amazing. You just hopped over a button using a toothpick. Do you really think that’s Olympic material?

Bruno: Absolutely! How many dolls with no legs do you see in the Olympics with that sort of strength? I rest my case. Now would you please leave so I can do chin-ups on the bottom stair?

JM: Anything for you, tough guy.

Want to train like Bruno? Stay tuned for the second half of this intense interview.