Leave your excuses at the door…
Koko Kreepies will be featured at the Waynesville’s “Second Sunday Stroll”
starting Sunday June 8th, July 13th, August 10th and ending on September 14th!
You best come check us out!
Check out secondsundaystroll.com for more info.
Meet Chef Jeff
Chef Jeff took the culinary world by the meatballs.
As a child, Jeff was quite the trouble maker. He was always serving detention after detention. After causing a huge food fight in the cafeteria, Jeff was forced to slap on a hairnet and join the lunch lady line as a form of punishment. Little did his principle know his punishment turned into a rewarding experience.
After barely graduating high school, Jeff studied at the Frenchlick Culinary Institute. A few weeks later Jeff dropped out to pursue his dreams of opening a gourmet corndog restaurant.
After numerous health code violations at his restaurant, Jeff packed up all his dogs and began a small hotdog stand. Even that was shut down for tainted meat violations.
Although Jeff is technically unemployable in the culinary world, he still tries out every year for Top Chef and hopes to one day return to cooking gourmet corndogs.
Coming soon: Exclusive Chef Jeff recipes and deep frying tips.
Hey Ya’ll,
We just want to let you know that we are always available for custom dollie orders.
As with all our creations, Koko Kreepies are all one-of-a-kind and patterns
will not be used twice {unless otherwise noted.}
Kreepies make great birthday gifts, anniversary gifts and everything else inbetween.
We can work from a picture, or take art direction accordingly.
For more information on custom orders contact us today!
Cheers,
- JM
Dear Loves,
Koko Kreepies has been accepted into the 5th Annual Warren County Art Festival!
All our creations will be available for purchase, so if you have your eye on a particular dollie, now is your chance to snatch it up before it’s too late.
For all the Kreepies and my partner Koko, we look forward to meeting you.
Cheers,
-JM
Meet Chrissy 
Chrissy lived life in the fast lane modeling for the top agencies all across the globe and was a regular with Sports Illustrated until a terrible skin infection ruined her career. Depressed, she realizes that beauty is only skin deep and she laments that she didn’t finish high school.
Meet Stitches
Stitches is dying for a home.
Literally.
Just look at her.
Once an over-loved calico house cat, Stitches is stained with dry blood, full of cuts, missing an eye and will soon lose her pretty orange bow. The big bad cat gang “Mice Lords” is on the prowl and if someone doesn’t rescue poor Stitches, there might be no hope for her.
Contact us immediately if you are interested in adopting Stitches. Don’t worry, she’s spayed.
Meet Burt
Burt E. Featherworth is the largest of all Koko Kreepies and true to form has a larger-than-life story to share with you.
Burt is a retired Vietnam Pet. After being severely wounded, Burt lost his wings and was forced to live in a cage due to lack of beds. After being cooped up for nearly two years, Burt was released and slowly started rebuilding his life as a disabled birdman.
While out on business I ran into Burt at a local pub in Cincinnati. He was kind enough to answer a few of my questions.
JM: Burt, are you a cross-dresser or do you just enjoy painting your nails green?
Burt: I’m not all that sure why my nails are green to tell you the truth. If anything, it’s some fungus that started growing underneath my nails that migrated to the top of the nail.
JM: That’s pretty gross. Anyways, it happens to be karaoke night here at the pub. Do you sing?
Burt: As a matter of fact I do. I’m damn good too. I always win singing contests.
JM: What songs do you typically sing?
Burt: I do a lot of Kiss. “Doctor Love” or “Lick it Up” are big crowd pleasers. I also do a lot of Rolling Stones, Ted Nuggent, Thin Lizzy, ZZ Top, etc etc.
JM: I bet you get all the ladies, don’t you Burt?
Burt: No.
Look for the downloadable ringtone of “Doctor Love” performed by Burt soon!
Filed under: Dollies, New Items | Tags: Chef Jeff, Chrissy, Craig, Dolls, Jane Doe, Pamela, Prunetta
Are you ready for 6 brand spankin’ new Koko Kreepies? Chef Jeff, Craig, Prunella, Pamela, Jane Doe and Chrissy are eager to do a meet and greet with all of you.
Stay tuned for upcoming bios and interviews with these lovely new additions to Koko Kreepies.
-JM
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Meet Bruno
Don’t be fooled, although a near fatal accident left Bruno with no legs and less than half a torso, he is by far the strongest and most independent Koko Kreepie you’re likely to own.
Bruno trains daily and hopes to become the next Olympic pole vaulter and jump rope superstar. He is relentless and extremely passionate about his goals.
Bruno was able to spare a few moments between training for a quick interview and here’s what he had to say.
JM: Pardon me Mr. Bruno, but how on earth do you plan to become the next pole vaulter or jump rope star without having legs? To me, that seems absolutely impossible.
Bruno: Wait, you mean I don’t have legs? Ha ha ha. Look lady, I don’t care what you think I can and cannot do. There is nothing impossible to me. Here, let me demonstrate.
JM: Wow, that’s amazing. You just hopped over a button using a toothpick. Do you really think that’s Olympic material?
Bruno: Absolutely! How many dolls with no legs do you see in the Olympics with that sort of strength? I rest my case. Now would you please leave so I can do chin-ups on the bottom stair?
JM: Anything for you, tough guy.
Want to train like Bruno? Stay tuned for the second half of this intense interview.
